I don’t know what there so special about these jokes on the chicken is. Whichever option you choose, your kid will have a great laugh. You can tell them to your kid, modify them a bit, make your version, and share them with your kid – the choice is yours. I have shared some of the funniest why did the chicken cross the road jokes here. But, you know, you can make things a bit more interesting for them. Your kid laughs at your answer every time you say the same thing. Well, this doesn’t have to be boring with the same old answer. I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.Does your kid often ask, “ Hey, mommy, do you know why the chicken crossed the road?” And do you find yourself answering, “To get to the other side” every time? I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. No little bird gave me any insider information. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. I don't think I should have to answer that question.
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